Mary Clara
It has recently come to my attention that due to a tilting situation, the mirror in my studio makes me look deceptively slim.  After this discovery, I put the mirror upright.  I noticed that I instantly became sadder, and it took me significantly longer to get ready to go somewhere. After re-tilting it, I became suddenly cheerful, and grooming became quick again.  I have decided it is healthier and more productive to leave the mirror tilted.
I recommend that all of you do the same.

It has recently come to my attention that due to a tilting situation, the mirror in my studio makes me look deceptively slim.  After this discovery, I put the mirror upright.  I noticed that I instantly became sadder, and it took me significantly longer to get ready to go somewhere. After re-tilting it, I became suddenly cheerful, and grooming became quick again.  I have decided it is healthier and more productive to leave the mirror tilted.

I recommend that all of you do the same.